February 2012
seblaine:
what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
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nogods-nomasters-nopants:
jpegartifacts:
I am a transubstantiationist I identify as a loaf of bread
I am transexistent I identify as all forms of existence
I’m so glad you guys can relate, now I can talk about my identification as a single pixel on a dell monitor without feeling judged
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Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me.
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoi today
‘Illegal’ is not a proper term for a human being.
yo man do you smoke?
crippledbypizza:
naw i smoke fools like you on tha bball court
My views on sexuality
lulz-time:
If you’re gay, that’s cool
If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool
If you’re asexual, that’s cool
If you’re bisexual, that’s cool
If you’re pansexual, that’s cool
If you’re straight, that’s cool
If you’re not sure, that’s cool
If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
ericheavenly6:
ilikerhinestones:
ericheavenly6:
Okay, so I’ve been watching PowerPuff Girls all day because I got the complete series boxset.
There’s a crossdressing devil lobster, a girl named Sedusa, and they were originally called “The Whoop Ass Girls”
I’M SO FUCKING JEALOUS OF YOU RIGHT NOW. I WANTED THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY BOX SET WHEN IT CAME OUT AND I NEVER GOT THE CHANCE. JEALOUS...
ericheavenly6:
Okay, so I’ve been watching PowerPuff Girls all day because I got the complete series boxset.
There’s a crossdressing devil lobster, a girl named Sedusa, and they were originally called “The Whoop Ass Girls”
I’M SO FUCKING JEALOUS OF YOU RIGHT NOW. I WANTED THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY BOX SET WHEN IT CAME OUT AND I NEVER GOT THE CHANCE. JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS.
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So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to... →
I’ve been needing something like this lately.
“I just want to do hoodrat shit with my friends.”
– Sylvia Plath (via mutualaddiction)
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fuckyeahridiculousanimelines:
me too
tumblr a month ago: SOPA AND PIPA ARE GUNNA KILL THE INTERNET!!!
tumblr a week ago: THAT DAD PUNISHING HIS CHILD BY SHOOTING HER LAPTOP?!!? OH MY GOD KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER
tumblr a couple days ago: MAPCRUNCH! GONNA FIND MYSELF A MOTHERFUCKING AIRPORT EVEN IF IT KILLS ME
tumblr today: LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT I AM A PROFESSIONAL IN BIRDOLOGY AND I KNOW CHOCOLATE KILLS CGI BIRDS!!!!
Anonymous asked: He probably hasn't masturbated in like two weeks or something. The average days worth or even several days worth isn't that copious. Therefore, it must be a week or several weeks worth.
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Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
I only wish I knew my tumblr friends in real life. LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER. That being said, I only have like, two tumblr friends.
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
There is currently an ethnic cleansing of black...
fuckyeahchoice:
dreams-from-my-father:
Will black people be wiped out for the second time on African soil by Arabs while the international community - that armed and supported the rebels - says NOTHING??
The Tawerghas, a tribe of black Libyans in the South of the country, are being systematically targeted and killed by the new regime of Tripoli!!
...
popular slut club
utorrent y u ruinin muh lyf
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1612th:
what if milk was actually cow semen and everyone on earth was just part of a really long, cruel episode of punk’d
Ohio May Ban “Secret Compartments” (in cars) →
anticapitalist:
In the name of the drug war, of course:
A hidden compartment in your vehicle, with or without drugs, could mean big trouble as Ohio officials get serious about slowing down drug-smuggling.
A proposed state law, advocated by Gov. John Kasich, would make it a fourth-degree felony to own a vehicle equipped with secret compartments. A conviction would mean up to 18 months in jail...
one-thing-1d:
being a fangirl is actually really tough i should get paid for this
denmarksdicksickle:
how do you socialize when you hate everyone
I vow to spend my day making an effort to differentiate the voices of Girls Generation and do artwork.
